I got tagged!

Silma got me! I have to choose five of these, write about them, and then tag somebody else.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer....

If I could be a musician, I would sing arias and play the violin (well, not at the same time) and bring the audience to tears with the beauty of my melodies.

If I could be a linguist, I'd visit indigenous cultures throughout the world, recording languages that will be no more within the next fifty years.

If I could be a chef, I'd surprise the heck out of my husband and the rest of my family. Cooking is a skill I'll never grasp.

If I could be a writer, I'd write sizzling erotic romances, the kind that make you squirm in your chair as you read. The kind that make you holler for your man after page 12. I'm hoping this one will come true one day...

If I could be a bonnie pirate, I'd sail the seven seas. In search of booty. Taut swashbuckling booty attached to a brawny lad of, oh, twenty and three. I'd implore him to draw his sword and...heh heh. You figure out the rest.



And I'll tag....Bridget Midway!