OPB (Other people's blogs)
Since I'm not much for blogging about myself these days, I thought I'd share what I find out there in blog land that tickles my funny bone.
Today's belly laughs were courtesy of Steve's Laws of Writing by Master Nage, a D/s writer whose name I've frequently seen on the web. I'd never taken the time to find out more about him until today. Bad move on my part. His work seems like it'd be right up my, um, alley.
Steve's Laws of Writing are very entertaining... As is his website. Check him out. Looks like he'd make a great addition to my TBR pile, which I'm about to drown in at this point.
I got one today that said, "All love enhancers on one portal."
First off, I'd rather any enhancers go "in" a portal. Secondly, why just one portal? Three portals offer much more flexibility... ;)
And when our federal client axed our contract in the beginning of February, HR suggested we post our resumes on careerbuilder.com. Should you ever be in my unfortunate circumstance, please don't take that advice. If I get another freakin' email saying, "We saw you're [sic] resume on careerbuilder.com, and we'd like to talk to you..." I'm gonna scream. How about, "Positions for you!"? I got a position for them--on their knees.
Days like these, I wish I could be a professional Domme. With all the 'boss lady/incompetent employee' fantasies running rampant through my head, I'd do an excellent job of humiliating the office boys and providing the proper corrective discipline. Sounds like I should write about this...
Back to the job hunt. *sigh*